well yeah, i know me too, i know the veeeeery little of german :p but it’s really awkward when you’re around friends and you’re just so into the song and want to sing so bad, but all you can do is “
prrtfffp jaaa schettzrfn mein herz blibmnpf durch den monsuuuuuuun” xp
omg what? i haven’t see this in so long, im almost afraid to look
do you ever just listen to a german tokio hotel song, and want to sing along so bad, but you don’t know the words because you don’t know german?
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
I’M CRYING I CAN’T RIGHT NOW
OMFG IM DIGGING MY OWN GRAVE RIGHT NOW. MY BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKERS
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
I don’t get it
quarte cinq means four five in french, but it sounds like “cat sank”, so it mean the un deux trois cat sank… the last cat drowned, basically
guys, do you remember Chicky? The little boy who thought Bill was inside a camera? Well, he is still in love with him :D Check out this video!